





Lots of favorites and a couple new items came in today! The Giant Handlebar Mustache and the Bacon Vs. Tofu Bendy Figures are new from Accoutrements. Also from Accoutrements are the Bizarro Glasses I love and Shakespeare Action Figure. From Blue Q I got an assortment of breath sprays, stickers, and tattoos, including Tattoos for Babies.

The 2 newest Uglydolls just came in this morning- Plunko and Babo's Bird in the regular size and little size!
Plunko is a business man. He’s got his own car wash, his own tire store, and So anyway, are you sold on Plunko? Are you ready to do business? Plunko is the You know how everyone looks like their pet? Well, Babo looks just like his pet peeve! BIRDS! Sounds serious, right? And Babo doesn’t have a mean bone in his body. So now Babo’s Bird is... ..
ideas for lots of other stores. Some of those ideas are his very own! Plunko is a
good guy to know. If you know Plunko, you can say you’ve got some connections.
And if you call Plunko’s phone, you may get a bad connection.
ultimate business partner because he only wants 100%
of your love and even less
of your money.
Babo can’t stand birds! They always eat the crumbs his cookies leave behind! Well, too
bad because one bird has taken a liking to Babo and now likes to call him mommy.
Babo’s bird. Luckily Babo doesn’t have shoulders either. Have any cookie crumbs
Tomorrow a big Accoutrements order is due to come in. It includes a lot of old favorites that I'm out of, but also a lot of new items! I can't wait to see the Office Monkey Set, Rainbow Monkey Bandages, Seth Godin Marketing Guru Action Figure, and the Toast Wallet! That's just the tip of the iceberg! Behold!


Today we got 2 new items from Fred: Frozen Smiles, a denture shaped ice cube tray, and the 2-Carat Cup, a fanciful mug that adorns your finger when you pick it up and comes packaged like an unforgettable gift.
We also got back the NYC Urban Compass as well as the 3D Dog and 3D Cat cards from Kikkerland. Everything is available in the shop and the eBay store.

Yesterday I placed an order for juggling equipment with Higgins Brothers. I ordered clubs, rings, plates, diablos, balls, and sticks. I tried out their clubs at the NY Gift Fair and really liked them. I'm so excited to be carrying this line! I'm also excited to replace my old, falling-apart clubs!
More back orders of new Fred merchandise arrived today. Zing is a catapult spoon that will surely get you uninvited to the next family gathering.Freakeys are key covers that resemble the finger puppet monsters we carry. Equal Measure is the coolest measuring cup ever! Besides giving regular forms of measurement, it offers measurements in ways you never would have imagined. For example, 5000 drops of water, 20,000 grains of rice, volume of half a human brain, and more.

Update: Poe just came in! So cute!
Next week we'll have the newest Uglydoll, Poe. Here's his story:
Poe is an Ugly Dragon. Ugly Dragons come from the
Ugly Dragon Mountain. But Poe has left the safety of his caverns is
search of his big dreams. The other day he had a big dream about a big
scoop of Ice Cream. Chocolate. While most Ugly Dragons sleep all day and
fly all night, Poe is more into cars, trucks, bikes, and anything that
lets him sit down while moving. Flying is hard. You have to flap your
wings around all the time! Can Poe roll with you?
This week we got a couple brand new items from Fred. The newest items are slowly coming in as they are available. The Bonechillers make skull and crossbone shaped ice cubes to keep your grog cool. And the Batter Finger is a lick-friendly spatula for when you get the urge to finish off the batter or frosting!
Today we got the wee little chairs I mentioned the other day. We also got a new order from Fred. Some of it was stuff we've had before like the Black Bar Glasses, Cool Shooters, and the Already Been Chewed Cookie Cutters, but some items we've never had before. We got new key covers, Glow-in-the-dark Skeleton Keys and Keyshirts. The Wooferang fetching toy is the first of many more dog toys I'd like to bring in. And of course I couldn't resist the Bananahandle pan handle holder for obvious reasons.


Yesterday I got in the first shipment from what I ordered at the NY Gift Fair. We got in the new version of the 9-5 rubber stamps that we used to sell. They changed the sayings and added 2 more to the collection which is great. The other great items are the corporate work trophies. These are really funny and I can definitely see people having the nerve to give them to co-workers! I like the Control Freak of the Year Award which says "In recognition of the inability to delegate or give responsibility to anybody else."
These are the first 2 new Uglydolls of 2008 to be shipping out- Cinko, and Suntan Target. Target's new story starts: "Suntan Target? That's right! Leave him out in the sun for a few months and watch his nice tan fade away! Target has been away on vacation for a while but
he just had to come back to show you his nice tan. You would do the
same, right?" Cinko is now in a different color and his story starts: "Cinko is afraid of water. What if he gets thirsty?
Aren't our bodies mostly water? What if he takes his family to the
drive-thru window and everyone orders water? Can Ice-bat melt? Are
tears water? Cinko needs help. Cinko needs you."
Here's a few pics from the shop yesterday: Blue Q sent a couple backordered items, the Instant Rehab breath spray and the Know it All breath spray; Last Supper After Dinner Mints from Accoutrements; super cute punny valentines from Hoopla; the store decked out in repurposed encyclopedia page paper cranes; lots of billfolds.




Today I got a new order from Blue Q, a great Made in the USA company. I got new breath sprays and lip balms but my favorite items in the order were the political air fresheners and the new small books. The Evil Banana pictures banana peels in different accident scenarios as if they were the cause of the mayhem. But they're so delicious, could it really be their fault? The Sprinkle Brigade search the streets of NYC for piles of poop and place props around, in, and on it. Don't look at this book when you're eating, but it's hysterical.


This week I ordered 2 lines that I'm sure will be popular. Kid's boxed valentines from Peaceable Kingdom, including a great Scratch and Sniff Super Fun Pack that includes 24 scratch & sniff cards (Chocolate, Peppermint,
Strawberry, and Vanilla), 1 for teacher, 25 envelopes, and stickers to
decorate the envelopes. I'm also bringing in a new line called Giant Microbes that are hysterical and make great gifts. They are stuffed animals that look like microbes- only magnified a million times! Each plush doll has a hang tag with microscopic images of the microbe it represents and information about it. Pictured are pneumonia, ulcer, and e. coli. Everything should be in by the end of next week!


I thought the Swap-a-roos looked fun but I had no idea how much fun until I watched Abby play with them yesterday. She swapped heads around, voted on her favorites, lined them up in size order, it just went on and on and on. If you need something to keep a kid busy for a while, for example, Thanksgiving dinner at the kids' table, I highly recommend these!


Yesterday we got in a small order I placed of brand new, must-have items from Accoutrements. These are over the top in terms of the weirdness factor and I love it! For your consideration: the paparazzi playset, bizarro glasses, uber macho chest rug, flying monkey catapult gun, instant villain disguise, and oh yeah, the yodelling pickle. I used to say it's not the holidays without a glow-in-the-dark jellyfish, but they discontinued it. So now...it's not the holidays without a yodelling pickle.

Here are some more great items that just came in from Accoutrements and were also added to the eBay store. Deluxe disguise kit, Lincoln pencil toppers, gnarly noses, and smoking monkey are items you cannot find anywhere else in Montclair! This morning I ordered postcards to publicize the new location and to use as business cards. They should be here in a week which is great because I desperately need them.
These black bars sunglasses were so silly I just had to carry them in
the shop. I didn't actually think they'd be as popular as they have
been. Here's what the copy on the box says: "Black Bars offer no promise of anonymity and may draw unwanted
attention. It is possible this product will make you appear ridiculous.
Do not operate heavy machinery while wearing Black Bars at night. Pants
may be required (check local city ordinances). Keep Black Bars away
from children and humorless adults."
We're closed today due to a total power shutdown in the building so the rewiring can be finished. In the meantime, I'm enjoying my first day off since we re-opened. Just thought I'd take a minute to mention 2 backordered items we received last week from Accoutrements. The gummy haggis and the tattoo bandages are 2 small items that pack a big wallop. It doesn't get much weirder than butterscotch flavored gummy haggis, and the tattoo bandages are great to add to your growing decorated bandage collection.
If you're thinking your kitchen needs some excitement, I recommend these 3 items to solve that problem. First, the Cool Shooters are a shot glass-shaped ice cube tray that makes little ice cups. These have been really popular. Next, Holy Toast is a bread stamper that will definitely make your morning toast more fun. And the third item I recommend is just in time for cookie baking season. The ABC (already been chewed) cookie cutters are hysterical and will challenge your decorating abilities while providing twisted fun at your next cookie exchange. Look for them all on the eBay store if you can't make it in to the shop!



This week I got my order from Chronicle Books. This order really rounds out the selection of merchandise we offer. The city walks decks of cards are a deck of 50 cards, each with a different walking tour of that city, with detailed maps and insider information. I ordered more international cities this time, but also got the cities that go with the urban compasses we already had from Kikkerland. I thought they would go great together.

This week I also added the Anne Taintor coffee mugs to the eBay store. They sold really well before and now I have an even bigger selection.

This week has been great! Lots of people stopping in to check out our new space. It's starting to shape up too. This week we got in the new Uglydolls we didn't have, including Sailor Babo, so cute! Yesterday we got in a brand new joke rack! This weekend will be the last chance to get discontinued items on sale. Next week all the invitations and paper products will be a thing of the past.




Today we got in my order from Fred, which is a great company with really fun stuff. Their best-selling item is the Monkeys and I'm sure they'll do well in the store.

Yesterday I attended the NY Gift Fair with my buddy Monica. It was a beautiful day and I felt energetic and excited. We were less organized than usual but we managed to get through it and feel like we had a successful day. We laughed our asses off at Anne Taintor's booth, laughed them off all over again ordering MikWright notepads, and once again at Accoutrements where they had my favorite item of the entire show. The Assistant Manager Pennant is at the top of my list of must have items!

I got another backorder from Kikkerland today- the travel chopstick set. These are really beautiful brushed stainless steel with natural hardwood tips. They breakdown and store inside the plastic case so you can take them with you anywhere. Of course, they're up on the eBay store now.

I got in a backorder from Kikkerland that I had forgotten about. These cute cube shaped erasers smell like grape, c